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Friday, July 29, 2011

Business Jokes of the day!


Sometimes running a business just makes you need a little laugh. Here they are!
Don't bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.
Don't blame me; nobody asked my opinion.
Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.
Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
Don't get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.
Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. - Bo Diddley
Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.
Don't make your doctor your heir.
Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy!
Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.

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Friday, July 22, 2011

It used to be a common view that the Human Resources department in large companies was more sophisticated, more professional and more forward-thinking than what you would expect to find from HR in smaller companies.
We all presumed that the “big guys” knew what they were doing.
But current thinking among some practitioners now challenge that presumption.
The pendulum of thought has begun to swing the other way. Indeed, sophisticated has become cumbersome,professional has become bureaucratic and forward-thinking has created a chasm of credibility between philosophical concepts and the practical realities that managers deal with every day.
Remember the K-I-S-S principle (keep it simple, stupid)? Many large organizations seem to have forgotten that common sense caution as they saddled their reward programs with ever more forms, procedures and bureaucracy.
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The Evolution of Performance Appraisal
A good example of HR systems gone wild is the difference between a small company performance appraisal and the convoluted processes often followed by large companies.  Herein lies a stark contrast not only of styles, but of methodologies and core beliefs that a more complex better way will increase the effectiveness of employee reward programs.
This growth of complexity is commonplace; by the time an organization achieves a certain population size HR feels compelled to complicate their processes – usually in the name of increased employee sensitivities and streamlined procedures. What worked well before (when the business was smaller) is suddenly suspect, deemed somehow less effective, less desirable.
What began as direct cause and effect, performance followed by assessment = reward, suddenly becomes much more complex, more confusing to some, more aggravating to others. Communication becomes critical, but is often flawed and ineffective as both employees and managers question the additional complexity.
What follows is a brief comparison between how small and large companies approach the critically important performance appraisal process.
The Small Company Experience
§  The employee’s performance is assessed against what is expected of them.
§  Performance discussions usually take place on the anniversary of either employment or promotion.
§  Forms are basic, even simple. They may not be standardized, and one or two pages are usually enough.
§  The process doesn’t take a lot of time. Meetings tend to be short and focused, so both parties can get back to work.
§  What the boss says is what is going to happen. The approval chain is abbreviated; messages from the performance meeting are typically what actually happens.
§  The money discussion (pay increase) is front and center, a cause-and-effect dialogue. You have performed thus and so, and your salary will be changed from “x” to “y.”
How Large Companies Tend to Operate
§  The employee’s performance may be assessed against other employee’s, as much as against what is expected of them based on their job description.
§  Performance discussions use a Focal Point strategy, where everybody is reviewed at the same time. For managers with more than two or three subordinates, this represents a challenge in terms of time spent and quality of assessments.
§  Managers are often required to use intricate, multi-part, multi-page forms designed by a specialty section within HR.
§  Employee performance as a group may be viewed against a desired bell-shaped curve of results.  Individual assessments may later be modified to fit the expected/budgeted shape of the curve.
§  The boss makes upward “recommendations,” which may or may not be approved. Thus, the conversation with the employee ends on a “we’ll see” basis where money is concerned.
§  Other topics like developing future performance, improvement strategies/action plans, and “where are we going?” discussions may predominate. Sometimes talk of a pay is deferred, raising the question of whether performance actually relates to reward.  Meanwhile, the employee wants to hear about a raise.
§  Employees could feel lost in the bureaucracy, a faceless ID number trapped within a huge spreadsheet. For them, cause and effect becomes a pep rally concept, with little connection between individual performance and reward.
So what has been lost as the organization grew larger? Has it become more impersonal, forms-centric, process controlled and standardized? And is that better than before? Perhaps more has been lost than gained.
How did the organization evolve itself into something potentially less helpful, less effective? Perhaps the poking and prodding of systems and procedures in the name of improvement went too far, until they created a convoluted and twisted version of their desired state.
Perhaps we’ve let specialists over analyze the psychology of a boss rewarding a good performer. We’ve exchanged hard decisions with real impact for a muted “everyone deserves something” approach. The following scenario is common.
§  Sub-function specialty groups are created within HR, be they Training, Management Development, Succession Planning or a host of others popularized in prevailing industry jargon. Each group has advocates that push an agenda of change.
§  These specialty groups must justify their existence to validate the worth of their profession and their mission. The result is additional layers of forms, procedures and extra time constraints for managers to struggle with.
§  Over time, these experts lose sight of the managers they should be trying to help. They don’t understand the beast they’re trying to tame. By pressing their own agenda, they tell management how to assess performance.
§  Ultimately these groups become blockers, getting in the way of a smooth-running operation. Objecting managers tend to respond with a campaign of passive resistance.
So can we make our large companies “feel” smaller when dealing with employees? How do we reverse the model of increasing complexity and confusion?
When the state of affairs has gone off the tracks, how many times have you heard – or used the phrase, “let’s get back to basics?”
Perhaps that thought could be useful today, no matter what size organization you hail from. Simply return to the fundamentals of performance management, where performance is assessed, which in turn leads to reward.
It doesn’t have to be any more complicated than that.
K-I-S-S

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Your face shows us what your Business is saying!

RIDDLE: “It costs nothing, but creates much. It enriches those who receive, without impoverishing those who give. It happens in a flash and the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

Answer: Smile

Everyone Is Watching!

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Think back to all the miserable faces you see on the way to school or work each day.

Yet, when smiled at, these same people will most often smile in return.

Check out the following facts about smiling:

72% of people think of those who smile frequently as being more confident and successful.

86% of people say that they are more likely to strike up conversations with strangers if they are smiling.

Bosses are 12% more likely to promote people who smile a lot.

Research shows that 65% of communication is non-verbal (many claim an even higher percentage).

The effects of a smile are so powerful that even a smile on the telephone produces positive results.

When someone comes into a room, people are automatically drawn to their face, and a smile provides a warm greeting.

Research has shown that when two people in conversation use the same kind of body movements and gestures (such as smiling), they will experience greater empathy for each other, which they may not even consciously notice.

The Value of a Smile: Increased sales!!!

Does the uniform your employees wear include a smile?

We all have walked into a business only to have the person working the counter stare at us with the “What the heck do you want?” look.

It doesn’t make you comfortable and deep inside it makes you just want to get what you came for and get out.

I once moved to a city just because every 7-11 store (I’m a Slurpee junkie) I went into all had sales folks that smiled at me. Really, no kidding! I had been living in Miami and was feeling bad about how everyone there seemed to be so grouchy. The friendly service I found made me believe that everyone in that town was happy. And by god they were (for the most part)!

So what do your employees’ faces say to your customers?

Do you want to make increase sales, add on’s and impulse buys? Do you want customers returning to your business? Do you want the people that come into your business talk to their friends about how nice your place is?

Teach your employees to smile!

Tip number one:

Smile at your employees and they’ll smile too.

Teach your employee the importance of the “first impression”.

Have a short training time with your employees about appearance and its effect on customers.

OR

Talk to the folks at Teton Business Solutions for help finding employee with a smile.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

WHY PEOPLE ARE LATE...

WHY PEOPLE ARE LATE...
AND WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

by Alyce Cornyn-Selby

Why is it that it’s always the most talented employee you have seems to have some kind of irritating habit! Example; Lateness.

You’re on time. You see no reason why everyone shouldn’t be on time. What is it about

time that some people just don’t “get”? Whether the perennially late person is in your personal life or your professional life, it can create stress for you to the point that it may disrupt work and ruin relationships.

Four reasons why people are late (to appointments or with scheduled assignments):

Because you make excuses for their lateness. Yes, sometime we employers cover for late arriving employees. This is mostly done because the late employee is so good for our business in other ways that we cut them a break that we wouldn’t cut for others for being late. This just empowers the late employee to continue to be late.



They’re late and they don’t know their behavior is a problem for others.

1) They’re late because they’re living up to a reputation for being late. Take this quiz. Who sang: “I’m late, I’m late...for a very important date”? We all recognize the rabbit from Alice in Wonderland. “I’m late, I’m late” was the bunny’s mantra; he said it over and over to himself. His reputation was his identity. He was the late character. Many people have become like this rabbit. They think of themselves as people who are always late so, guess what? They’re late. It becomes a part of how they think the world sees them and therefore, how they must be.

2) They’re late because they’re too optimistic. I know you’ve been told to look on the sunny side of the street but optimism can get in the way when you say to yourself, “I can make it across town in 15 minutes.” Yeah, sure, if it’s 3 a.m. on a holiday and you catch all the green lights, maybe! The optimist thinks that the car will start; the parking place will be there, the computer won’t go down, the weather will hold, planes will fly on time. They cut the time so close that if the slightest thing goes wrong--they’re late (again).

3) They’re late because there’s no reward for being on time. “Behavior that is acknowledged will increase in frequency.” This is a basic pearl of behavioral psychology. Fear, pain, boredom and anger are primary motivating factors in human beings. Unless there is a reward for being on time...or a punishment for not being on time...why not be late?

4) They’re late because they’re “drama queens.” Don’t let the title fool you. At least half of all “drama queens” are male. A true drama queen may even be addicted to their own adrenaline.

If you’ve recognized your boss or yourself or your teenager or your spouse. Now what can you do about it? A problem can’t be solved until you make it important enough to solve. Decide that this is an issue that you want to do something about. Once you’ve decided “Yeah, I’ve had enough,” here are five things you can do.

1. Come clean. Tell your late person what effect their lateness is having

on your job performance, your relationship. Use only “I” statements, not “you” statements. “I’m uncomfortable with having to cover for you.” “We’ve got this scheduling system and any lateness puts a strain on the system--there’s no margin for error.”

2. Don’t label someone late or make jokes about their lateness. It makes it part of how they see themselves and they become stuck with it as a behavior pattern even when they don’t want it.

3. If you’re late person is of the optimistic variety, diplomatically direct this person to reality. The optimist requires retraining and you’ll need patience with this person but don’t just do nothing. A reassuring tone of voice and simple statement of fact...repeated frequently...will help the late person rethink their priorities. “Let’s treat ourselves to a little stress reduction,” you say, “and get this out early.”

4. If they’re late because they sincerely love the action and chaos it creates, you’ve got a special problem. They’re action junkies or drama queens. It’s OK for them to be that way but it’s also OK for you to not want to participate. Take yourself out of the Game. “I know it’s exciting to nearly miss an airplane but it’s not fun for me anymore.” “It was exhilarating the first time we had to get that report done overnight but it’s getting boring now.” Bored is the last thing the drama queen wants to hear. They create chaos to avoid boredom. If you express the idea that the chaos is now boring, they are apt to change.



5. Reward behavior you want repeated. I had to work with a chronically late person and I did not have the sophisticated tools listed above but I knew that you train dogs by rewarding good behavior. It works with people too. I had an idea but I didn’t know if I had the nerve to pull it off. I bought a gift and wrapped it in paper and ribbon. I had it with me and when the appointed hour came I told myself that if he arrived on time, I would reward him with the gift. If he did not arrive on time, I would tell him, “I was going to give you this gift if you arrived on time...but, maybe next time,” and then put the gift away. The next appointment, he was on time and I gave him the gift. He was always on time after that. When was the last time you thanked or rewarded someone for being on time?

It proved to me that people can do it. They can be on time. Being on time gets to be a habit.


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Friday, July 8, 2011

Funny Business Friday. Weekend business jokes!

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is dead.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. - Milton Berle

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. - Abba Eban

A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.

A coup that is known in advance is a coup that does not take place.

A couple of months in the lab can often save a couple of hours in the library.

A crisis is when you cannot say "let's just forget the whole thing."


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