Short sales, short jokes and staving off foreclosure.

If you or anyone you know is in danger of foreclosure on their home, you need to read about “Short Sales” and pass it on!

Short Jokes:

Recent Mergers in the news:
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers is now “Fairwell Honeychild”

Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization of Women are now “Knott NOW!”

Xerox and Wurlitzer - no name yet, but they're going to make reproductive organs.

What the heck is a Short Sale?

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A “Short Sale” is a sale of real estate in which the sale proceeds fall short of the balance owed on the property's loan.[1] It often occurs when a borrower cannot pay the mortgage loan on their property, but the lender decides that selling the property at a moderate loss is better than pressing the borrower. Both parties consent to the short sale process, because it allows them to avoid foreclosure, which involves hefty fees for the bank and poorer credit report outcomes for the borrowers. This agreement, however, does not necessarily release the borrower from the obligation to pay the remaining balance of the loan, known as the deficiency.[2]

Plus you need to know that if the wind is blowing out to left field at Fenway Park; you’ll then need to learn the formula for rocket pulsation in escaping earth’s gravity after which you need to create a “What the heck are we going to do now!” account and declare bankruptcy!

Okay, so I made up that last part. It was just and illustration showing the complexity of “Short Sales” in real estate. My best advice for staving off home foreclosure: FIND SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THIS STUFF!

After doing my research, I can now strongly recommend that you check out the folks at Teton Business Solution. They have years of experience in “Short Sales”, the even teach real estate brokers and bankers how to best do it.

If the idea of Short Sales seems as confusing as the directions for an Ikea built-a- table and chair, then you need to speak with folks that understand this stuff. It might not be rocket science, but then again, maybe it is.

P.S. The word “Staving” means to brace against something, to stop it from breaking. It’s an old word used mostly in boat building. It’s the staves or blanks that brace the keel of a ship or boat, keeping it strong against the pressure of the water pushing in from the outside. If you want to keep the pressure of foreclosure from drowning you in debt, stave it off with the help of Teton Business Solutions.

P.S.S. Click on the website of Teton Business Solutions and learn how you can stave off home foreclosure.

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