Business jokes of the day 2.17.10

Business, not unlike your personal life, always seems to adhere to the confounding strange law of “Crap happens”. Check out Finagle’s laws for business!

Finagle's Laws:
1) Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

2) No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to fake it.

3) No matter what the result, someone is always eager to misinterpret it.

4) No matter what results occur, someone believes it happened according to his pet theory.

5) If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

6) In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

7) The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.

8) Do not merely believe in miracles; rely on them.

Finagle's Law Of Government Contracting: Dealing with the government is like kicking a 300-pound sponge.

Stephen James Comedy Improv & Human Resource Training Consultant Flint, Michigan.


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