Business Jokes and Quotes

Something Inspiring: A man playing basketball. Oops. that’s perspiring.

“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”

Inspiration and perspiration are related by more than rhyme.

“I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.”

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”

“Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.”

“There are thoughts which are prayers. There are moments when, whatever the posture of the body, the soul is on its knees.”

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young, American politician

Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a goal, and goals are not always chosen intelligently. - Larry Niven 'Protector'

Interchangable parts won't.

Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Ouch!

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