Business Jokes and Quotes of the day:

There is one rule for industrialists and that is: make the best quality goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wages possible. Henry Ford

Victor Hugo: There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

Robert Half: There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

As they say in Beirut, Shiite happens.

Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.

Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.

Bad news drives good news out of the media.

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