Tech Support: ``What does the screen say now.''
Person: ``It says, `Hit ENTER when ready'.''
Tech Support:``Well?''
Person: ``How do I know when it's ready?''
The other day I was stopped on the street by a camera man and a local news reporter in downtown Flint, Michigan who asked me what we should do about the city lying off firemen. I told them in my Michigan via Florida way; “We could stand around talking about how bad it is that the city has laid off 43 firemen, we can discuss to death the finer points of the Mayor’s decision making process or we can just get to the root of the problem. We need to create jobs that can start people paying city taxes so we can hire back those fire fighters! Oh, and don’t look to the government to create those jobs, that’s just spending tax money we don’t have anyways, we need the local business community to create local jobs, for local working people. It’s as simple as that!”
BUT THAT’S NOT SIMPLE!!!!
OH, YES IT IS!!!
NOW (April 8th 2010) IS THE TIME TO START HIRING NEW EMPLOYEES!!!
Here’s why; there is money available to businesses to help in hiring new staff. Sometime this money can be directly deposited into your business account or other programs create tax breaks for your business.
They pay you to hire people?
Yes, but! You need to want to grow your business! Seem to me too many businesses in town are all sitting around doing nothing but being happy that their doors are still open. They don’t want to take a chance in increasing revenue by spending some cash now for fantastic future opportunities. Those kinds of folks are willing to let the status quo wash over them and soon drown them! It’s the businesses that are stepping up now that is going to get the big returns. It’s as simple as that!
BUT WHERE DO I GO TO FIND THIS MONEY? TETON BUSINESS SOLUTIONS.
What! And miss all the wasted time standing in line at government offices or not getting my phone calls returned?
That’s right! Call, write, email or go to the website of Teton Business Solutions and ask how your company can benefit from their experience in hiring, staff training, finding tax breaks, pay roll solutions and so many other areas of business.
Of course you could just sit where you are, being happy that your doors are still open, that is open for at least a little while longer.
Just press the enter key when you’re ready!
IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!
Stephen James Comedy Improv & Human Resource Training Consultant Flint, Michigan
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Thursday, April 8, 2010
It’s as simple as that!
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